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(I’ll fix this later on.)
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Batista bombs Orten. Bryan takes out Batista! YES LOCK! BATISTA TAPS! OF COURSE #SUPERBRYAN WINS THE TITLE! I’m fine with that.
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This is a great match, but no tension since it’s a 4 hr program, meaning they still have 5-10 more minutes in ring before a winner.
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And my biggest fear is becoming a reality. #SuperBryan is here…
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So Daniel Bryan gets both Batista Bombed AND an RKO, wheeled out. Orton RKOs himself on a monitor, aok to wrestle. I’m confused…
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Eeeeee…… Orton landed right on a mini tv… Replay was painful to watch… And of course, I gotta pee…
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Well, that was an interest little clusterfuck we had there for a minute.
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AWESOMENESS RUINED BY BUFFERING!!!
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HHH brought in the sledge hammer! BRYAN’S GOT IT AND TAKES HIM OUT! Pin on Batista, original ref back in, Orton breaks it! #ThisIsAwesome
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And so the interference begins, and Scott Armstrong replaces the original ref. AND BRYAN KICKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD!
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“He just randomly appears!” @WWEDanielBryan is a ninja.
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“Where the hell is Bryan anyhow?” Bryan dives onto Orton and Batista from corner top rope. “THERE HE IS!!!” #PerfectCue
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I’m calling Bryan loses due to @TripleH, meanwhile Batista loses and quits. Again. Even though he said he never quits anything.
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Nope. Guess not. Just a handshake. Damn. Woulda been great to see…
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Are they setting up piper vs. hogan right now?!
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I expected AJ Lee to win, but I’m let down Tamina didn’t even ATTEMPT to betray her! I r disappoint.
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So I just noticed the similarities between Jessica Rabbit and Eva Marie. #LateToTheParty
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This Diva match shoulda happened WAY before Taker vs. Lesnar. Everyone’s too shocked to care
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Rarely does @WWE make my jaw drop in absolute shock like #EndOfAnEra just did. RIP #TheStreak
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Yes boo, you suck, Taker! How DARE you be getting old have a family and are considering retirement! HOW DARE YOU!!!
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I’m perfectly fine with #TheStreak ending today. It was due. I just think it was lost too easily, and to a man who didn’t deserve it.
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UNLEASH THE BULLSHIT CHANTS!!!
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F5! ONE! TWO! THREE!
…everyone’s pissed.
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TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! ONE! TWO! OF COURSE LESNAR BREAKS OUT!
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No @WWE, #BeastVsStreak is not trending. It wasn’t trending. It’s not even in the top 10 trending. And it’ll NEVER be trending. Stop it!
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Lesnar picks up the Undertake and slams him off the mat, breaking the hold, AND the Taker’s back!
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F5 TO TAKER! ONE! TWO! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
KICK OUT! Oh thank god!
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There’s a sense of dread over the Silver Dome…
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And there goes Brock Lesnar with his MMA moves that served him no use in his life time…
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Of the 22 coffins, I saw CM Punk’s, but couldn’t read the name on it. Seems obscured, but I’m being told otherwise by a few people. Just me?
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If the Undertaker insist on having a different hair style than just long hair, the only other one I can see working is a skullet.
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VERY ominous intro for Undertaker vs. Lesnar, and even some fire. I don’t think I”ve been more excited to see a wrestling match.
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I don’t want Undertaker vs Lesnar to happen. I’ll still bet the streak lives on, but I think it ends tonight.
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100% thought @WWEBrayWyatt was gonna win. Forgot he was up against Super Cena, now with match ending retracting pant zipper action!
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Either the barricade was meant to break, or the look of fear on the guy behind it means @LukeHarperWWE is now dead… #Boof?
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JBL: “Wyatt’s trying to sway the masses. I don’t think it’s gonna work!” Yeah! Especially since every1s arms are swaying to their entrance.
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Wyatt vs. Cena is literally the be a star campaign. Bray the bully, Cena weaker kid. Cena snapped. Wyatt handling him like a bully. #Drama?
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Some of the tight camera shots of @WyattFamilyWWE during Cena’s intro reminded me of The Three Stooges. Loved it. NO disrespect!
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Awesome live performance of @WyattFamilyWWE entrance song following sexy voodoo ritual sword play? #HellYeah
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@WWECesaro JUST THREW @WWETheBigShow OVER THE TOP ROPE! #HolyShit!!!!!!!
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Kofi Kingston’s amazing Rumble saves would be more awe-inspiring if he’d win more often… Also, @WWECesaro’s got this.
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LMFAO Bye bye, camera man! Live, everybody!
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Did I seriously just see Mysterio throw HIMSELF over the top rope? Or was I seeing things?
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Yoshi was thrown out before Maddox? Mutiny! WIN PREDICTION: Big E.
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And so, the sun is settin upon the horizon, and the horns of war sound with entra… oh, they’re in the ring for the Rumble? Nevermind…
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A DOUBLE triple power bomb?! #HolyShit #Awesome #IncrediblyShortLivedMatch #ActuallyKindaLetDown @WrestleMania
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Every stance from @WWERomanReigns so far has SCREAMED @StreetFighter to me. Either way, I’m still lovin’ it.
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@WWEDanielBryan puts @TripleH away in the most shockingly unimpressive conclusion thanks to magic non-connecting kicks of paaain!!!
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@TripleH’s punch on @WWEDanielBryan on the top rope was so epic it made the @WWENetwork stream freeze for me.
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@TripleH pulling out his finest grappling and submission moves. Gotta respect his abilities, even if it makes the match plod along.
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Every negative statement I make, buffering immediately follows. @WWENetwork has become sentient. #ItsListening
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Also, wtf is going @StephMcMahon going for w/ the outfit? Burlesque star, or air flight attendant? Not sure if I’m to fap or order a drink.
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You can tell when a superstar is over when immediately after a failed early pin, the ENTIRE STADIUM GOES SILENT.
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I firmly believe that 1/3 of the @Wrestlemania budget went to @TripleH’s entrance and costume.
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@TripleH’s intro was cheesier than @Manowar’s entire discography. And this is from a fan of @Manowar. Laughed my ass off.
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Even living on my own, my mother never fails to call at the worst time with a laundry list. #SixthSense #FirstWorldProblems
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Product placement much, @WrestleMania?
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Somebody just lay a stunner on @TheRock’s candy ass. I’m lookin’ at you, @SteveAustinBSR…
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If @JohnCena comes out to challenge @TheRock, I’m punching a baby. I’ll have enough time too w/ ALL THE DAMN BUFFERING @WWENetwork!!!
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Bothers me I don’t know what comes after 7 thanks to @WWENetwork cutting ahead to Hogan requesting a HELL YEAH from the earlier buffers…
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…And now, Numbers by Stone Cold!
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Vintage Hogan screw up, Stone Cold, AND extensive buffering?! Oh @WWENetwork, you’re too good to me sometimes… #Apochs
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Silver Dome? Super Dome? Untreated concussions are a hell of a drug. @WrestleMania
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Well, that @Wrestlemania intro was mildly racist and full of something “special”…
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Please tell me I’m not the only one harmonizing ZATARAIN’S!!! against this #WrestleMania intro…
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HUG IT OUT!HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!
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I call end to real americans…. NOW!
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Sidenote: @WWEZeb needs to bring the Looney Tunes signs back. Those made the PPV.
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Fatal Four Way prediction: @WWEUsos They are due for another good push
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Getting ready for @WrestleMania live tweeting. Thought Axl took out Ryback. Nope. Was standing there, like usual…
